McDonalds Loses Track of Burgers Served

Los Angeles, California -  McDonald's spokesman announced losing count of number of customers served.

"It's something we are still trying to wrap our head around", said Ted Shipley, VP of Product Development.  "We had hired someone years ago for the job of counting customers.   That person was promoted, took another position, and unknown to us, the position was left empty.  Leaving us without an accurate count of customers served.  We are looking at either taking all the signs down and starting over or giving our best guess and hoping its close enough to what might be the actual number."  #McDonalds