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Catch Phrase “Later Dude” Removed from English Language
Huntington Beach, California – In a move that surprised the sunny town of Huntington Beach, the city council officially removed any utterance or mention of the phrase “later dude” in any public forum. According to the city this includes City Buildings, Libraries, and coffee shops.
Read MoreNew Contents of Lincolns Pockets on Evening of Assassination
Washington D.C. – Until now the photo containing the contents of President Abraham Lincoln’s pockets had remained unreleased to the public. When President Abraham Lincoln was shot at Ford’s Theatre in Washington, D.C., on April 14, 1865, he was carrying the following: Two pairs of spectacles and a lens polisher Pocketknife Watch fob Linen handkerchief…
Read MoreMayor of Shithole Doesn’t Appreciate Trump’s Comparison
Kandi, Benin Africa – Mayor Francis Lamont took office two years ago. His accomplishments since taking office include building two new schools, a healthcare facility, and a public park in his tenure. Lamont was shocked by President Trump’s comments about his township Shithole in Kandi Benin. “I make mistakes, sure, but we have done…
Read MoreJoe Arpaio Discloses Actual Age
Joe Arpaio, former sheriff announced age is not a factor and will run for Senate in Arizona after Republican Jeff Flake retires this year. “John McCain is a toddler compared to me”, said Arpaio. “I’m actually 118 years old and have the spunk of an 85 year old”. Arpaio claims the confusion on age comes…
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