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New App Hires Little People to Prevent Texting While Driving

Canton, OH – In a record year of accidents related to texting while driving, this Alabama company thinks they have a new answer to the problem.   TextStop, now available in the apple app store and google store empowers anyone who sees a driver texting while driving to start the app, identify the location, and order…

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Florida Man Leaves Wife for Alexa

Orlando Florida – 36 Year Married man leaves long time wife for Amazon Echo technology.    Drake Stevens, computer programmer announced leaving his wife of over 13 years in favor of what he calls his new partner, an Alexa Voice appliance that he calls Pamela Alexa. “She gives me everything I need.  She listens, she…

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McDonalds Loses Track of Burgers Served

Los Angeles, California –  McDonald’s spokesman announced losing count of number of customers served. “It’s something we are still trying to wrap our head around”, said Ted Shipley, VP of Product Development.  “We had hired someone years ago for the job of counting customers.   That person was promoted, took another position, and unknown to us,…

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